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Families are Forever until the Church elders Decide Otherwise

My sister, a Mormon, called us, Atheist polyamorous Communists, to invite us to dinner Sunday evening. We told her, jokingly, that we wouldn’t be joining them because we’re boycotting everything Mormon. We’re, I reiterate, just kidding her–mostly. Some families in this climate, however, are not. Does the LDS church realize that it’s support of Prop. 8 divides the very families it claims to be saving?

BTW. I write on other subjects as well. See my other notes.

Yes We Could, Can, and WILL!!!

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Early this morning, after trying to sleep, Christian and I decided to stop fighting the inevitable: go downstairs, smoke another bowl and flip on the telly. The resulting programming was seemingly from another time in our species’ collective unconscious. It was an academic panel chaired by various law scholars and acting politicians, among them President Gerald Ford, our own Senator Orrin Hatch, two retired Supreme Court justices, and some others. Among several swimming ideas in my head during the program, what struck me above all else was the inevitability of progress we now face. After all, if I was watching this functioning, transparent, constitutional government in theater, so were many others. So many people are now filled with such civic hope that, going forward, people who never tuned into the political process before will now make their voices heard. The flood be coming; the rats be leaving.

Sarah Palin is the first to go. Now, without her campaign handlers, the woman who could have been our vice president, the woman who doesn’t know shit from shine-o-la, told us “I know that I know that I know…that there was no wrongdoing” in the $150,000 clothing scandal. That, we’re quickly finding out, is just the tip of a very corrupt, Orwelian iceberg machine against which the electorate overwhelmingly raged on November 4.

Black voters this year woke up to a country in which their hope delivered a decisive affirmation of our government’s mandate; for the people, by the people. One black voter who had never voted before told an MSNBC reporter he was voting this election because, pre-Obama, he “always thought they just put in who they wanted”. Neo-cons of yore trumpeted this sentiment as the very cornerstone of their rise to power: the lower the turnout, the better the Machiavellian system functions and allows sinister, opaque policy to flourish behind the curtain of Executive privilege. Luckily, our system, despite what we think we’ve witnessed over the past several years, is, has, and always will be functioning precisely the way the founders intended: with checks and balances. One of the checks that is often overlooked during times of electoral apathy is the branch of government called We the People.

We the people saw the revolution coming. Several in government must have. The ones with their pants down are the rats: the corrupt head of FEMA, let alone the corrupt head of our country, that let the genocide in New Orleans happen. These same rats that have, over the course of recent political history, called Barack Obama a communist–as if that were an insult. Observe yesterday’s hurricane Paloma in Cuba, a COMMUNIST country (oooooooo), that somehow managed to evacuate every last citizen in harm’s way: a staggering 50,000 people. Heck of a job, Brownies! So instead of evacuating our black people from New Orleans, we at least figuratively and with collective deliberance, flooded that city. As one Katrina survivor put it in an interview conducted in the still flooded, still un-rescued New Orleans, “I kept having a vision of the politicians opening those levees and killing all the black people.” Well, now she can be sure: they did.

Just watch the rats running away. They have no idea what they’re up against.

This wasn’t just any election

Yesterday I heard some radio DJs wondering out-loud and with their call-in audience about what Obama’s gonna do as president, everything from his policy priorities to his cabinet appointments. Just before I got in the car I had been directed to the site, change.gov, where everything you ever wanted to know about the direction of this new administration is laid out in plain language. No half-assed double-talk. Just policy. Real change. And so I listened to that radio show realizing why we’ve ever needed to tune into these shows in the first place. It’s because Americans are used to being lied to. We’re used to having to parse words and guess meanings. We’re used to seeing two sides to everything. This time people should get ready to put all of that aside and realize there is only one side: we the people, truth in ear. We should get ready to help Obama govern that way. Because old habits die hard, but he’s not kidding around.

Obama’s rise to leadership was relatively quick, but it was no mistake. His career has been driven almost solely on his desire to end poverty–his decision to run for president guided only by his dismay at his inability to make a dent in any lower wrung.

This election wasn’t a horse race. McCain could have easily been “our guy”, if only he hadn’t let himself be “handled”–to win at all costs, even if it meant stirring up fear and hate to gain ground. Obama stood out on the podium Tuesday night alone. Just him and his ideals. McCain eloquently asked his crowd to welcome their new president; to recognize the gravity of the moment. There was a time when people proudly looked upon their president as EVERYONE’s president. Not the president of special interests of any kind. Not the president of rich white men and fortune 500 corporations. I hope everyone comes to see our country as one nation again. Hell, I don’t even mind if they say “under god”.

Obama showed us during his campaign how the old rove machine couldn’t win against a populace filled with hope. The status-quo government isn’t malignantly detached or corrupt; we DID elect George W. Bush and congress; the Supreme Court and every last beurocrat or special interest that surrounds the machine. We all did it slowly and through drawn-out apathy. And it is so that we will let this last masthead for our own corruption and greed go quietly into history. We will not punish or rage. Idealism will rule the day. Hate and fear have no use in this new future.

I’m not gonna be popular for this… but I don’t care.

At a time of economic and social crisis, when people can’t get basic medical coverage; when people are dying in war, when thousands of voters are purged from rolls, when there are people in our own country that are zombified by a fear drum-beat to the frenzied end of plotting to assassinate President Obama; it would behoove us to get our priorities straight. I’m not going to be popular for this, but that means you, gay community.

I have spent years and money and effort supporting gay rights, and I will continue to do so. I applauded last year’s Sundance film, “For the Bible Tells Me So”, even though it made its point partly by bashing my own personal relationship ideals. I man a booth at gay pride in spite of the GLBT director’s insistence that we don’t belong in their club. I think I get it sometimes when some people think liberals are elitist.

Right now we need to be about feeding the poor. Right now we need to be about worker’s rights. Right now we need to come together and keep people from becoming homeless. Have you ever known someone in need of a doctor, but couldn’t afford it? Bring on the hate mail, but I think that’s something that trumps the right to get divorced.

A healthy and happy populace will put away hate and fear eventually. People will come to know there is nothing to fear but fear itself, and all those hate mongers will be on the wrong side of history soon enough. In the meantime, It just doesn’t look good for our party to have the affluent arm singularly obsessed with marriage. It’s a bit of a barometer to the divided state of our country; economically and otherwise.

Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 4:55pm

Pennsylvania

I’m just gonna go ahead and put my prediction out there: The election is gonna come down to Pennsylvania and electronic machine-related election fraud.

Take, for example, Palin’s recent “guarantee” to supporters at a rally that there would be a McCain/Palin victory in Pennsylvania, in spite of Obama’s 12 point lead there.

Not to mention Pennsylvania’s exclusive use of the dreaded Diebold-style voting machines which have no paper trail.

Pundits from both sides have been wondering out loud all over the networks why McCain was even bothering to campaign in Pennsylvania, since it’s widely polled that Obama is well ahead there. My answer: they want to have some way of explaining the otherwise inexplicable: a McCain “win” in a blue state. They’ll cheer that McCain “overcame” conventional, “liberal-media” wisdom with his late-stage canvassing efforts. Then, if the media or anyone else cries foul at the fraudulent election results, they can retreat to their usual “victim” stance and claim they won fair-and-square. No paper trail–no proof to the contrary.

If I believed in god I’d be praying for these crooked souls.

Obama and my vibrator

I haven’t noticed much attention paid to the REAL potential of an Obama presidency: he’s hott as hellfire.

Yucko web-tards everywhere have been trolling around that Palin is somehow sexually exciting. Yeah. About as exciting as a sewing circle in a cold shower.

No, people. Let’s entrust this country to Obama so we can all collectively gaze upon his suave, manly face during his very presidential addresses. Let’s all rest assured that he’s fixing healthcare while we imagine his rolled-up shirt arm reaching out to caress us, his bedroom eyes telling us what they’re gonna do to us. I don’t know about you guys, but I’ll be imagining him taking that shirt right off. And just as he’s about to give us a populist sign-off we can all experience a nationwide climax as he flashes his toothy smile.

I, for one, will be masturbating to president Obama.

Warning

People need to be aware of something alarming:

As we speak, there are robo-calls going out all over this country that claim, in essence, that Obama is a terrorist. Lets just put aside the fact that we are so used to this Rove-ian-type stunt that we aren’t collectively so outraged by it that Republicans everywhere should run scared. Lets forget the Bush clan’s dirty tricks for just one moment and consider the ramifications of this most recent transgression:

If (and probably when) Obama is elected president, there will be huge numbers of people that believe, truly, that there is a terrorist in the White House. Just think about that for a minute. Yeah, I know.

I have so little hope for this election. Whichever way it goes.

Fuck.

Straight Party trap–Black Box voting

You may have read about this, and Black Box Voting has sent an ELECTION ALERT about this. Here are the details and what to do about it:
THE PROBLEM: “Straight party voting” on voting machines is revealing a bad pattern of miscounting and omitting your vote, especially if you are a Democrat.
Most recently (Oct. 2008), a firm called Automated Election Services was found to have mis-coded the system in heavily Democratic Santa Fe County, New Mexico such that straight party voters would not have the presidential vote counted.
Straight party voting is allowed in 15 states. Basically, it means that you can take a shortcut to actually looking at who you are voting for and instead just select a party preference. Then the voting machine makes your candidate choices, supposedly for the party you requested.
Additional details follow, but first: PROTECT THE COUNT
1) NEVER CHOOSE THE STRAIGHT PARTY VOTE OPTION, because it alerts the computer as to your party preference and allows software code to trigger whatever function the programmer has designed.
2) SEND THIS INFORMATION OUT TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN, blog it, root n’ toot it out there to get the word out.
3) ESPECIALLY GET THE WORD OUT TO PEOPLE IN THE FOLLOWING STATES, which have straight party voting options:
- Alabama
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kentucky
- Michigan
- New Mexico
- North Carolina
- Oklahoma
- Pennsylvania
- Rhode Island
- South Carolina
- Texas
- Utah
- West Virginia
- Wisconsin
(Missouri and New Hampshire had straight party voting in earlier years, but have cancelled the straight party option for the Nov. 2008 election; however, the Straight Party software is still on Missouri and New Hampshire election management computers.)
4) DEMAND COMPLETE AND CAREFUL TESTING OF THE STRAIGHT PARTY OPTION IN LOGIC & ACCURACY TESTS. Bring copies of the citations in this article to buttress your case for why this is needed, if you have to. Witnesses for L&A tests in the straight party option states should specifically watch for and note whether (a) the tests were done and (b) the results were accurate.
5) LOOK FOR UNDERVOTES (high profile races with lower-than-average number of votes cast) and flag them, post them, bring them to the attention of others for additional scrutiny.
Undervotes may reveal straight-party programming fraud after the fact, but can never be reconstructed to know who the voter would have voted for. Such programming malfeasance, when found, disenfranchises voters.
MORE DETAILS ON THE STRAIGHT PARTY TRAP
October 2008: In Santa Fe, New Mexico the machines were NOT counting straight party ballots correctly, and now it turns out that voting machines have been caught giving straight party votes to the other party’s candidates, omitting the counts for some straight party votes, and generally creating mischief.
Most recent news on this can be found here:
More on that here:
http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/30557559.html?elr=KArksac8P3iUec7PaP3iUqc8P3UU
with archive copy and commentary on the claims made in the article here:
http://www.bbvforums.org/forums/messages/159/78362.html
http://www.bbvforums.org/cgi-bin/forums/board-auth.cgi?file=/1954/78367.html

Rove

I got the email from the Obama campaign: “Even Rove says McCain went too Far”. I didn’t even read the body. I don’t need to.

First of all, NOTHING is going too far for Rove. Look at his record.

Second, I don’t even try to fathom Rove’s intention with that statement. I just assume it’s sinister.

Attention all Obama supporters: Ignore it. That is the only way we can stave off the manipulation from the right.

From my old MySpace blog…

Today we find out whether or not we can build our house. The Land Use Appeals Board is hearing our case tonight.

What if we can’t build, you ask? We sell the lot for a tidy profit. Then we move to Moab or something. I don’t know. That is where I am right now. WTF am I doing/have I done? I have this web of circumstances surrounding what may appear to be a string of brash decisions: to buy a lot on Capitol Hill, to sell a cozy condominium in Holladay, to make lifestyle changes, to buy a floundering business and quit my job. I can see why some people find comfort in fate, and I’ve found myself looking for meaning in chaos. Where I felt totally in control of my surroundings, my brain was in turmoil; now I’ve flipped that, and I’m letting the universe deal with me however I put myself out there. Christian and I are operating on the same page, thankfully; with plenty of supportive friends and family at our side. It is this collective faith that keeps us going–the collective unconscious. But it’s these non-believers, like our neighbors, etc., that throw our beliefs into sharp contrast. Maybe they bring us back to earth. Maybe we’ve got our heads in the clouds, but I like to think that going against the grain is the catalyst for change and progression.

I can see why the Mormons send missionaries to my door. I’ve felt that convicted about what we’re doing/feeling. I’ve looked around at unhappy people and wondered if they might benefit from what we’ve found. We have literature they could read: we have books about love and sex, pamphlets about honesty and jealousy, magazines about design and architecture, websites about music and trends. We make the rules for this new religion of ours, so we recognize it’s not for everyone. The bottom line is that we’re inventing our fate together–we trust each others’ intuitions about right or wrong and not those of some long-deceased prophet from another time. It’s right for us to stand up against the injustice of the Historic Landmarks Commission, and not dilute the purity of our home’s modern design in anticipation of the city’s vanilla status quo.

The Mormons’ initial message was radical: of community and utopia. What has become of it? The ideals have been spread thin and have folded in on themselves: republicans where there were communists, suburban isolation where there was community. Now I have visions of my own micro-utopia in this city, and I don’t need to build a house on a hill downtown to realize it. It takes good friends. It takes honesty. It takes standing up for beliefs and believing in loved ones. No one I love should feel isolated or alone, and if I take that stand, maybe someone else will respond in kind. At that rate, I envision love spreading like a plague.

I’ve realized I’m glad that this city has turned the act of building our house into a bureaucratic nightmare. Because now it’s about more than just a house: my eyes are opened to the treachery of falling into group-think. I can see hypocrisy in beating the drum of garden-variety liberalism while opposing progressive, radical ideas. Our “liberal” neighbors are no better than the Bush-era republicans I so despise; so convinced of their mandates and closed to new ideas. No amount of shouting or protesting will change their minds. I’ve had to learn to do what I can to change things, to vote, to conserve, to love and to live, and to leave the rest to self-destruct on its own and not affect me. Realizing what I can’t change has been the hard part in all of my recent struggles. But we have to try–selectively, but always happily.