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    December 21st, 2008Tracey HexObama

    From the screenplay for "The Last Temptation of Christ":
    EXT. TOWNSQUARE – DAY

    PAUL — who we recognize as the Zealot Saul who killed Lazarus —
    preaches to a handful of villagers. Standing straight,
    radiating confidence, he speaks with the evangelistic fervor
    of a born-again Christian.

    PAUL
    I used to be a sinner. The worst
    sinner. I did everything. Whored,
    drank, murdered. I killed anyone who
    violated the Law of Moses. Then, I
    was struck by a burning light and a
    voice called to me, ‘Saul, why are
    you persecuting me? Why are you
    against me?’ ‘Who are you?’ I said.
    ‘Jesus,’ the voice said, and he gave
    me my sight. I opened my eyes and I
    was baptized and became Paul. I bring
    the good news to every country.

    Jesus comes closer, the Angel by his side.

    PAUL
    I bring this news. About Jesus of
    Nazareth. He wasn’t the son of Mary,
    he was the son of God. His mother
    was a virgin. The angel Gabriel came
    to earth and put God’s seed in her
    womb. That’s how he was born. He
    took on our sins, he was tortured,
    crucified — but three days later he
    rose again and was taken up to heaven.
    Death was conquered, praise God!
    Death was conquered, sins were
    forgiven and the Kingdom of Heaven’s
    now open to everyone.

    Jesus can restrain himself no longer. He calls out:

    JESUS
    Did you ever see this resurrected
    Jesus of Nazareth? I mean, with your
    own eyes?

    PAUL
    No. But I saw a blinding flash of
    light and I heard his voice.

    JESUS
    You’re a liar!

    PAUL
    His disciples saw him. They were
    hiding in an attic with the doors
    locked when suddenly he appeared.
    Only one, Thomas, wasn’t convinced
    but he put his fingers in his wounds
    and gave Jesus some fish, which he
    ate.

    JESUS
    Liar!
    (to people around him)
    He’s a liar!
    Disgusted, Jesus turns and walks away. His angel follows.
    In the background, Paul comes after him.

    JESUS feels Paul’s footsteps drawing closer. He’s about to
    explode. Suddenly, he turns on his heel, grabs Paul by the
    shoulders and shakes him violently.

    JESUS
    (continuing)
    You’re a liar! I’m Jesus of Nazareth.
    I was never crucified. I never came
    back from the dead. I’m a man like
    everyone else. Why are you spreading
    these lies?

    ANGEL
    Quiet.

    PAUL
    What are you talking about?

    JESUS
    I’m the son of Mary and Joseph, who
    preached in Galilee. James and John,
    the sons of Zebedee, were my
    disciples. We marched on Jerusalem,
    they brought me before Pilate, but
    God saved me.

    JESUS’ Angel doesn’t like this conversation; he tugs violently
    at his sleeve. Jesus shoves him aside. Paul takes Jesus around
    a corner where they won’t be seen.

    PAUL
    No he didn’t!

    JESUS
    Now I live like a man. I have a
    family. I eat, work, have children.
    Do you understand what I’m saying?
    Don’t go around the world spreading
    these lies about me.
    (shouts)
    Because, I’ll tell everyone the truth.
    Now it’s Paul’s turn to explode.

    PAUL
    Look around you! Look at these people.
    Do you see the suffering and
    unhappiness in this world? Their
    only hope is the Resurrected Jesus.
    I don’t care whether you’re Jesus or
    not. The Resurrected Jesus will save
    the world — that’s what matters.

    JESUS
    The world can’t be saved by lies.

    PAUL
    I created the truth. I make it out
    of longing and faith. I don’t struggle
    to find truth — I build it. If it’s
    necessary to crucify you to save the
    world, then I’ll crucify you. And
    I’ll resurrect you too, whether you
    like it or not.

    JESUS
    I won’t let you. I’ll tell everyone
    the truth.

    PAUL
    Shout all you want. Who’ll believe
    you? You started all this, now it
    can’t be stopped. The faithful will
    grab you and call you a blasphemer
    and throw you in a fire.

    JESUS
    No, that wouldn’t happen.

    PAUL
    How do you know? You don’t know how
    much people need God. You don’t know
    what a joy it is to hold the cross,
    to put hope in the hearts of men, to
    suffer, to be killed — all for the
    sake of Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus
    of Nazareth, Son of God. Messiah.

    Jesus is listening intently now.

    PAUL
    (continuing)
    Not you. Not for your sake.
    (pause)
    I’m glad I met you. Now I can forget
    you. My Jesus is much more powerful.

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