For real television reality drama, look no further than C-Span right now, where the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac hearings include such delicious zingers as:

"Well, I’m sorry that you wanted to be the most popular girl in the school and you forgot what your mother told you about your activities."

—Rep. Darrel Issa, R-California to former CEO of Fannie Mae, Daniel Mudd, referring to F & F Mae/Mac’s usage of risky and unreasonable loans.

Owned!