Death by Discounts
Headlines about yesterday’s shopping Terror are turning gross. One example: “Police Hunt for Tramplers in Black Friday Wal-Mart Death”
Seriously? We’re gonna “hunt” individuals and prosecute them? Is this some shameful attempt to purge our collective guilty conscience and continue our consumerist orgy?
Shoppers themselves at that Long Island WalMart reported feeling queasy about even filing in today in the aftermath…in contrast, WalMart officially called the incident “unfortunate”, opened it’s doors without fanfare, and attempted to practice “business-as-usual”. Meanwhile, WalMart workers, in an attempt to salvage some humanity, staged an impromptu memorial; lit candles and said prayers. People are begging for humanity right now. Corporations are banking on it’s absence.
If you have a moment, google “Dead Peasants Insurance”.
I wonder how much money WalMart made off of Jdimytai Damour…
Now the headlines have been replaced with: “Holiday Sales Kick Off With Discounts to Lure US Customers”. USA! USA! Forget about that black dude with the funny name, there’s bargains afoot! Jesus, people! It hasn’t even made it through our bloated 24-hour news cycle! FUCK!!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!