Obama and my vibrator
I haven’t noticed much attention paid to the REAL potential of an Obama presidency: he’s hott as hellfire.
Yucko web-tards everywhere have been trolling around that Palin is somehow sexually exciting. Yeah. About as exciting as a sewing circle in a cold shower.
No, people. Let’s entrust this country to Obama so we can all collectively gaze upon his suave, manly face during his very presidential addresses. Let’s all rest assured that he’s fixing healthcare while we imagine his rolled-up shirt arm reaching out to caress us, his bedroom eyes telling us what they’re gonna do to us. I don’t know about you guys, but I’ll be imagining him taking that shirt right off. And just as he’s about to give us a populist sign-off we can all experience a nationwide climax as he flashes his toothy smile.
I, for one, will be masturbating to president Obama.