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The Meek Will Inherit What’s Left of the American Dream

I’ve realized the walls in the United States exist between sexists and feminists and between racists and minorities.

The outcome of our current political shift will require parties interested in segregation, discrimination and erecting ACTUAL Berlin-stlye walls along the Mexian-American border to recognize the inevitability of equilibrium. It doesn’t have to be painful for the sexists and the racists to concede their fall from power.

There will be no “takeover”. There doesn’t have to be bloody revolution. Just let the meek have a piece of your pie.

Put down your guns. We won’t tell God what you’ve done to the poor and to women and minorites. We’ll let all of that go. We’re peaceful people just trying to take part in what you’ve left us of the American Dream.

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Humans Trample Berlin Wall

This is not a footnoted history piece. At worst, it’s a tall tale with truthiness. But I’m not the only one who’s told it. If you want facts, Wiki Berlin Wall. The following is my Berlin Wall story:

Ronald Reagan didn’t end the Cold War. By some accounts, the Berlin Wall fell because it just wanted to. That is to say, people demanded it. Nowhere was this more evident than on the night of November 9, 1989 in Berlin.

By that time, East Germans had already caught wind of relaxed travel restrictions in Hungary, and so many clever Easterners attended Borderline “Biergaerten (glorified picnics)”, and so tens of thousands of East Germans took the opportunity to dine and then dash into the West.

East German Parliament, in an effort to regain popular support from it’s caged citizenry, passed measures loosening (slightly) travel restrictions for East Germans. They felt they had thrown the masses a good, meaty bone and so they went on vacation (presumably, travel restrictions didn’t apply to government dignitaries).

That night, the State-controlled radio DJ announced the Parliamentary decision as he received it.

Only, one small detail was omitted from policy: ab wann (when do these relaxed laws go into effect)?

Günter Schabowski, appointed East German political spokesperson, was the announcer. And he asked that question. It wasn’t clear in the memo.

So he said, “ab sofort (effective immediately).” And the ground swelled.

Without thousands of media outlets to choose from, most citizens were tuned in to that single broadcast. With the joyous news of an open border, thousands flocked to the wall. Guards stationed there that night were overwhelmed, unable to reach any of the vacationing ruling class. They did what any outnumbered guard might do in the face of mob rule: they gave the mob what it wanted. They tore down the wall.

And so can we.

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The Garden of Simple

Some crazy fucker
carved a sculpture
out of butter
and propped it up
in the middle of
the Bonanza! Breakfast Bar™.
And I’m stuffing
toast and sausage
into my pockets
under a sign that says
“GRAND OPENING”
while my dog is waiting in the car.

I wake up
I check out
I fill the tank
and wash the windshield clean
and then I’m back out
on the highway
and
BANG ThatsWhenIRemembermy .dreeeammm

We were standing in the garden
and I had a machine that made silence.
It just SUCKED UP the whole opiiinionated din.

And there were no people on the payroll.
And there were NO monkeys on our backs and
and I said, “Baby, show me what you look like
without skin.”

Science
chases money™
and money chases its tail

and the best minds of my generation
CAN’T MAKE BAIL.

The bacteria
are coming
to take us down, that’s my prediction

It’s the answer
to this culture
of the
quick
fix
prescriptionnn.

But in the garden of simple
where ALL of us are nameless
you were never anything but beautiful to me.

And, you know, they never really owned you.
You just carried them around you,
and then one day you but them down and found your hands were FREE.

So now it’s early
in the morning
at the longitude of Memphis
and the sun is setting sweetly on Hong Kong.

The big plan:
is just to keep spinning!
cuz the Big Bang is only
just beginning
and sometimes it’s all that we can do just to hang on…

…and what I mean to say is: “Muah!”
which means that I’m thinking of you.
Which means I’ve been thinking
of you
all
along.

—Ani Difranco

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Scissor Kitties!

scissor kitties
Kitties!!!
sophie and max

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<3

I’ve gotta be careful about waxing ecstatic in the wake of such wonderful words from Barack Obama as we heard in last night’s State of the Union address. Especially at this hour. I don’t want to worry my friends and family. There have been moments in my recent past where I’ve been so moved by his words that I’ve broken into fits of social media explosion. And I’ve had the opposite occur. I, much like a fluctuating economy, am subject to fits of depression. And I’ve got my pathological rantings from that period archived in Facebook form.
But this is pu.bli.sh, where I’ve been denied advertising revenue from Technorati because my readership is so low. I realize I’ve been shouting into an abyss with some of these posts. But I just gotta shout out sometimes.
I believe Barack Obama has been to the mountaintop. I believe he has seen the promised land. In the way of King he has done those things. He is humble yet fearless in the face of the darkness in the world. We need to abandon cynicism and join him in a struggle against the destruction of our planet and it’s people.
The State of the Union is such a loaded term on it’s own. That the United States remains united in the face of so much division is indicative of a profound human need to unify as a means of advancing into the future. We are all aware of the conditions around the world for all living things. We all know in our hearts that bold action must be taken to respond to these problems. And none of us really enjoy fighting at all—certainly not in a sense that it fills our hearts with joy. But there are examples everywhere of peoples and communities staying together because they’re aware, whether consciously or not, that we are more successful en masse.
Looking at human history tells us that it’s possible for us to do very great things if we put our minds to it. I hope we do it humbly, and with deference to all people and to the planet.
I hope we can begin to love one another.

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I’m blogging this.

GRAILTHEX

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Saskatoon, Eh? Seattle and Sheffield, too?!

Y’know, I just adore my readers. The comments here are outstanding. Apparently, there are “cars in Saskatoon”. Also: “dfjknj32734#EW$”.
Fascinating stuff.

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America the Beautiful

White people are so scared of black people.
They bulldoze out to the country, and put up houses on little loop-d-loop streets.
And while America gets its heart cut right out of its chest
the Berlin wall still runs down main street separating east side from west.
And nothing is stirring, not even a mouse, in the boarded up stores
and the broken down houses
So they hang colorful banners off all the street lamps
just to prove they got no manners, no mercy, and no sense.
And I wonder then what it will take for my city to rise.
First we admit our mistakes and then we open our eyes.
The ghosts of old buildings are haunting parking lots
in the city of good neighbors that history forgot.
I remember the first time I saw someone lying on the cold street
I thought, “I can’t just walk past you, this can’t just be true.”
But I learned by example to just keep moving my feet.
It’s amazing the things that we all learn to do.
So we’re led by denial like lambs to the slaughter
serving empires of style and carbonated sugar water
And the old farmroad’s a four-lane
that leads to the mall and my dreams are all guillotines waiting to fall
And I wonder then what it will take for my country to rise.
First we admit our mistakes and then we open our eyes.
‘til nation’s last taker succumbs to one last dumb decision
And America the beautiful is just one big subdivision.

–Ani Difranco

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Been a while…

Just finished up a square foot garden in the back yard. I’m really excited! More coming soon!

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The Bottom

Yesterday afternoon, something very significant occured that totally changed our country. Not sure what it was, but evidence is everywhere. The republicans staged a slowdown. Hollywood worked anyways. What you see now on tv is actors working in spite of the network slowdowns. Awesome.

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